I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.
I'm a chocolate guy.
Red velvet cake is my absolute favorite. It has to be an actual slice of cake, not a cupcake; there's more surface area, so the icing ratio is higher.
We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
White grapes are very attractive but when it comes to dessert people generally like cake with icing.
I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night.
I eat a bowl of cereal to cap off the night. That's my dessert.