I heard one presidential candidate say that what this country needed was a president for the nineties. I was set to run again. I thought he said a president IN his nineties.
That's the kind of stuff you are offered today. Scripts that have you mixed up with young men. I find them utterly revolting.
I sent my daughter 40 roses last November because I thought she was 40. And she laughed her head off. She is not going to be 40 until this year!
I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself.
As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am.
The reason for my age being messed up in the records is that when I first appeared for the under-14 trials, I myself really did not know my exact age.
Is it worth it to be born if you cannot remember it later? And, technically speaking, had I ever been born? Other people, of course, said that I was. As far as I know, I was born in late April, at sixty years of age, in a hospital room.
I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!" And people were going, "No, surely not, no. No one was alive then."
Although I've watched myself making the transition from being a girl to being a woman, I still feel 15 years old. My reflection disagrees.
So people think I'm lying about my age all the time? It's the records that are wrong!
I have a problem about being nearly sixty: I keep waking up in the morning and thinking I'm thirty-one.
I understand that sometimes when you're young it's difficult to remember the difference between real life and what is part of fantasy.
Am I 53 or 54? I think I'm 54. I was born in 1941. So this year I'll be 55.
The reason we all need a mutton alert, which needs constant testing, like smoke alarms, is because there is really no such thing as age-appropriate dressing any longer, as I know because my wardrobe is interchangeable with my daughter's.
As you get older it's more confusing. Suddenly, there's more pressure to fit in to your assigned gender.
