Abdominal Discomfort Quotes

I've had this terrible stomach problem for years, and that has made touring difficult. People would see me sitting in the corner by myself looking sick and gloomy. The reason is that I was trying to fight against the stomach pain, trying to hold my food down. People looked me and assumed I was some kind of addict.

Getting an upset tummy is never pleasant, and it's worse if you get a funny tummy a long way from home.

Flatulence peaks twice a day... five hours after lunch and five hours after dinner.

My indigestion issues got gigantic and constant. And then I started thinking, I'm getting skinny. I dropped about 20 pounds in the blink of an eye. And then when you see it in the mirror, when all of a sudden, you pull your eyes down and the bottom of your eyes go yellow and jaundice sets in - then you know something's wrong.

I'm very uncomfortable, mainly with my belly.

So inane-I cause Colon Blow pain

I have those days where I'm PMSing and bloated.

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

Never done an explosion, but I have had explosive diarrhea, and that was very, very real. Good thing I have my trailer.

Raids are slightly constipating.

I clutched at the brow. The mice in my interior had now got up an informal dance and were buck-and-winging all over the place like a bunch of Nijinskys.

I've gotten hernias from drummers when they drop tempo.

I used to have stomach ulcers and stuff when I was in the 10th grade. I'd be doubled over on the floor, I was hurting so bad. I was on Tagamet before it was over the counter.

Oh, hell, I can’t go on a spiritual journey—I'm constipated.

I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region.