Amanda Hocking Quotes

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married.

I'm funny at home too, but not deliberately. My wife is usually laughing at me rather than with me.

My husband calls me 'catfish.' He says I'm all mouth and no brains.

Right now, I'm not really thinking about marriage.

I introduce her as the love of my life everywhere that we go. She introduces me as her current husband. So you can see how the relationship kinda works here.

Being married is different than not being married, and anybody who tells you that it's the same is lying.

If you need to be bound to someone, then it's important to be married. If you are independent, then it's important to not be married.

I'm very married.

Married life is the same as dating life, except now you have a ring, and the state of California has a vested financial interest in the outcome of your marriage.

I have no time to think about a second marriage at all.

I'm not ready to rush into marriage.

The only reason we decided to formalize it was because Kunal's parents and my mother were very keen on it and it never made a difference to me whether I am married or not and so I said, let's dress up and do it and have a nice day!

I've been married most of my life.

I had never thought of settling down. I had started believing I was always going to live alone. Marriage was the last thing on my agenda.

I'll do my bit tonight, but forgive me if it's a little harder to keep going than normal. Forgive me if I'm not superwoman after all." "Not superwoman?" he exclaimed, putting a hand on his chest in mock surprise. "You've lied to me all these years!

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

...even though you said yes to the wrong man, I hope that won't cause you to say no to the right one.

Why, what's the matter wi' the poor child?" she demanded of Jamie. "Has she had an accident o' some sort?" "No, it's only she's married me," he said, "though if ye care to call it an accident, ye may.

Married men make the best husbands.

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.

I’d heard you were dead.” "I heard you wear a red lace corset,” I said matter-of-factly. “But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.