You can date whoever you want, but you should marry the nerds and the good guys.
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and trying to improve him.
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
Don't ever marry a man who loves his work more than he loves you.
Against the advice of my wife, I endorsed Arlen Specter. I should have listened to my wife.
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.
Some wives have model husbands, I got one that needed remodeling.
God speaks with authority on every subject including marriage and His advice trumps Oprah's every time.
Show me a wife who doesn't offer advice and I'll show you one who doesn't care very much.
Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.
My dad always said that 90 percent of marital problems could be solved by getting your blood sugar up, and he's right! So I would say pick a partner who's forgiving when you have low blood sugar and threaten to drive your car through your shared home.
Women's magazines continue to print 'helpful' articles on How to Hang on to Your Husband while thousands of wives write to me and complain that 'hanging is too good for 'em.
When a man's dog turns against him, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.
A husband can commit no greater blunder than to discuss his wife, if she is virtuous, with his mistress; unless it be to mention his mistress, if she is beautiful, to his wife.
Husbands should revolt from time to time. Even the best circus-number becomes boring if the beast is too tame.
My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
I always feel stupid giving advice since I've been married, what, a year? I can say this: Be in it for the long haul and just know there are going to be rough patches. No two people are the same, there are going to be areas where you just don't click.
My wife's a lot younger than me ... thirty years difference . . . You should never marry a woman a lot younger than you ... Never.
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
Never let a domestic quarrel ruin a day's writing. If you can't start the day fresh, get rid of your wife.
I'm one of those people who tells my wife, "No coaching from the sidelines."
And, to all married men, be this a caution, Which they should duly tender as their life, Neither to doat too much, nor doubt a wife.
With all due respect," Christopher muttered, "this conversation is leading nowhere. At least one of you should point out that Beatrix deserves a better man." "That's what I said about my wife," Leo remarked. "Which is why I married her before she could find one.
If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife
