Marriage Frequency Quotes

The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)

If you keep marrying as I do, you learn everybody's hobby.

If married couples did not live together, happy marriages would be more frequent.

Everyone ought to wish to marry; some ought to be allowed to marry; and others ought to marry twice - to make the average good.

I have been married three times and it just keeps better and better, but I'm going to stop here.

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, Ok Jerry?

You should get married more often," Loki teased. "It makes you feisty.

I never go to weddings. Waste of time. Person can get married a dozen times. Lots of folks do. Family like ours, know everybody in the state of Texas and around outside, why, you could spend your life going to weddings. But a funeral, that's different. You only die once.

I was so uncomfortable at a party recently when the conversation droned on about women who are constantly getting married. I was on the edge of my chair, close to squirming in embarrassment because I myself was guilty of four husbands. I finally leaned forward and squeaked, 'But one died!

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Marriage is hardly a thing one can do now and then, except in America.

when your field is architecture, you go visit the great cathedrals of the world. My field was relationships. I got married many times. I was practicing. I didn't date much; I just would get married. I thought, why waste time?

They're making me out to be a serial marrying person or something. I'm laughing at that.