Joan Rivers Quotes

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control.

As a rule of thumb, I would submit that if you need to call your floss provider, for any reason, you are probably not ready for this level of oral hygiene.

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.

I got some tartar control toothpaste. I still have tartar, but that stuff's under control. I got so much tartar, I don't have to dip my fish sticks in anything. That's actually kind of gross. After that joke, I have to clarify that I'm just joking.

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

I'm not going to fly a million miles with somebody I don't know.

I'm English. Our dentistry is not world famous.

I can't stand bad breath.

A healthy smile has always been important to me.

I don't go out with strangers," I said. "Good thing I do. I'll pick you up at five.

Bad dental hygiene can lead to respiratory infections and an increased risk for heart disease and strokes.

sleepin with strangers will have you waking with enemies!

Juliet and Romeo be damned, you can't be in love until you've flossed your teeth next to the person at least three hundred times.

I masturbate. A lot. And yet, I don't floss because it's too much of a hassle. Ten seconds of joy over a lifetime of tooth decay, that's what I've chosen.

No woman is a heroine to her dentist.

Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?

I have a few cavities. I don't like to call them cavities, though - I like to call them 'places to put stuff'. 'Do you know where I can store a pea' 'Yes, I have some locations available.'

Would I rather be dental floss or a toothbrush? is that a question? Um, I would actually rather be floss, I think, if I was using me. Because I don't really floss enough.

I was certified to take x-rays, but you can't just show up and start cleaning people's teeth.

Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!

We should thank God that He did not give us the power of hearing through walls; otherwise there would be no such thing as friendship.

Here, cover yourself with this and I'll wash your shorts." "Oh, I don't care if you see me," says Peeta.

everyone old enough to have a secret is entitled to have some place to keep it.

A friend is the only person you will let into the house when you are Turning Out Drawers.

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.