George Burns Quotes

Sex is a good starting point for everything.

No sex is better than bad sex.

I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world.

To sleep with a woman: it can seem of the utmost importance in your mind, or then again it can seem like nothing much at all. Which only goes to say that there's sex as therapy (self-therapy, that is) and there's sex as pastime.

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.

What is it about sex? Is it the sensations, or is it the meanings and the communication game that's tied into that.

Sex is a discovery.

Sex? Unfortunately, as you get older - and I shouldn't admit this - there are other things that become more important in your daily life.

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

I know [people talk about sex now all the time] But do they really talk about it personally?

Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match.

I like talking about sex. Especially when I'm horny, but even when I'm not.

If our sex life were determined by our first youthful experiments, most of the world would be doomed to celibacy. In no area of human experience are human beings more convinced that something better can be had only if they persevere.

Martial sex is kinda like ordering a Civil War chess set through the mail. You get one piece every four to six weeks, you don't know what kind of shape that piece is gonna be in when you get it, but you still gotta pay the handling charges.

Someone told me you start liking sex when you hit 30--but we'll see.

It's refreshing, honestly, to be able to have more intellectual conversations about sex and the meaning of sex, and intimacy and what that means in relationships. As a person in the world, it's on your mind. It's a part of your life, after a certain age until you're dead. So, to be able to examine it in a different way is really fulfilling.

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me… Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

Sheree Conrad and Michael Milburn bring a much-needed sanity to that confusing and unruly terrain, our sexual lives/

A healthy sex life. Best thing in the world for a woman's voice.

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are... Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

Sex was like a world so mysterious to me, I really couldn't believe there was this fantastic texture to life that I was getting to do...it has all these different levels, from lust and fearful, violent sex to the real spiritual thing at the other end. It's the key to some fantastic mystery of life.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

The cookie is the critical part. It's a word I created for sex and you've got to give a man all three things. If you miss one out, he is going to find it somewhere else.