George Gobel Quotes

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time.

Liquor drinking is not a wrong; but excessive drinking is.

Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

All the damnable degrees Of drinking have you staggered through.

A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch?

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

At the third cup, wine drinks the man.

Sometimes people go into my business because they like to drink, which - that's insane.

I like getting blotto at parties but I also like being sober and I hate the hangover.