Roddy Piper Quotes

I was a really bad taxi driver. I only collided twice but it was one time too much.

I'm a bit of a reckless driver.

One night I was driving and so infatuated with dipping French fries into my milk shake that I drove right through a stop sign. The cop who pulled me over had no mercy.

Even when they're not causing injury, human-controlled cars are often driven inefficiently, ineptly, antisocially, or in other ways additive to the sum of human misery.

It might just be me, but it's tough when you get drivers that don't stay where they should be.

Almost all accidents take place because of human distraction.

To me, speed kills.

I've wrecked a lot of good cars in my day.

I don't think comedy is necessarily an attack. It's finding humour in life. I don't think if you're making a joke about something you're automatically demeaning it.

People don't blame the act of driving for auto accidents.

In Japan, there are storm channels on either side of the main roads. There were so many times when I'd fall into these ditches because I was lost in stories as I was walking along. It's still dangerous for me to drive. I've driven into the gate outside my house numerous times.

I'm actually not a very good driver, to be honest with you. I'm a scatterbrain driver. I'm not very focused. I'm always trying to find the right music station or put on a new CD or trying to eat something.

Modern motor vehicles are safer and more reliable than they have ever been - yet more than 1 million people are killed in car accidents around the world each year, and more than 50 million are injured. Why? Largely because one perilous element in the mechanics of driving remains unperfected by progress: the human being.

I get tickets all the time and can't stay under the speed limit. I'm bad at that.

In California, the lines on the road are just a suggestion. They're in the left lane with the left indicator on, so naturally it's time to turn right! Are you kidding me? In your Prius? I know, you're saving the Earth by trying to kill the people!

My driving, I've been accused of not being the best, most safest driver.

I usually balance out autobiography with goofy, amusing stuff to help keep the humour in my more serious work.

People do really stupid things while driving.

Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things about me from now on. Terrible things.

Unwanted honking not only irritates others, but may also end up causing accidents. Drivers lose cool and it may result in road rage.

We've become such a multitasking society that just paying attention to the road doesn't seem to be that important anymore. I have to remind my kids all the time that that's what you're supposed to be doing in the car.

I'm sure people are shocked when they see a guy speeding and cutting them off and having road rage while in a Prius.

I like a man with a nice, self-deprecating sense of humour.

I like to drive with my knees. Otherwise, how can I put on my lipstick and talk on the phone?

Bill Janklow speeds when he drives. Shouldn’t, but he does.