I have a lot of road rage. Mostly with the rickshaw and cab drivers trying to cut me; it's the traffic. Grrrr!
When I was young, I would drive so fast. Now I see it a different way.
Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things about me from now on. Terrible things.
Putting Michael Gove in charge of the Department of the Environment is much like putting a wolf in charge of the chicken coop.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Look, if you're driving down the highway at 120 miles an hour, I'd rather be behind the wheel than in the backseat.
It is not reasonable that those who gamble with men's lives should not pay with their own.
One night I was driving and so infatuated with dipping French fries into my milk shake that I drove right through a stop sign. The cop who pulled me over had no mercy.
I like a drink and enjoy being Jack the Lad. I've had a few scraps and spent a night in a cell.
That’s where those crazies shoot statues.
See {608419}, {604665} and {604664} regarding the government’s destruction of Buddist statues.
I did some pretty bad things as a teenager. When I was 13, I took my friend's mom's car out for a joyride, and I actually managed to hit somebody else's car. No one was hurt, but needless to say, I didn't get behind the wheel again until I had my driver's license.
My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard.
If you burn your neighbors house down, it doesn't make your house look any better.
If you're going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishment is the same either way.
If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.
If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.
The very first time I got to drive by myself, I took a bunch of my friends to school and was caught by a motorcycle cop going 90 miles an hour on a back street.
To have some idea what it's like, stand in the outside lane of a motorway, get your mate to drive his car at you at 95 mph and wait until he's 12 yards away, before you decide which way to jump.
I bought a Yamaha-1 and I was doing 180 miles per hour home on the 405 and that's really, really crazy but I did it.
When I was 16, at night I went to my high school and chucked rocks at the billboard sign and broke the light bulbs. That was fun.
Incitement is worse than murder.
I fought Swanson when I was injured and I shouldn't have but I wanted to.
I've been in 30 car crashes, none of 'em my fault, I swear on a stack of midgets... OK, they were probably all my fault.
I'm a bit of a reckless driver.
I'm a very law-abiding citizen, and I've never consciously broken any law. I get nervous just jaywalking in Los Angeles!