Astro Teller Quotes

Even when they're not causing injury, human-controlled cars are often driven inefficiently, ineptly, antisocially, or in other ways additive to the sum of human misery.

It's annoying when someone's in front of you driving ten miles an hour, and you're like, 'Okay, today,' and someone else is on the side of you, so you can't pass them, and when you finally do pass them and they are texting, the laser cannons just come out and disintegrate that car.

Sometimes motorists do irrational things.

I've wrecked a lot of good cars in my day.

In California, the lines on the road are just a suggestion. They're in the left lane with the left indicator on, so naturally it's time to turn right! Are you kidding me? In your Prius? I know, you're saving the Earth by trying to kill the people!

I always drive like a madman.

I've been told I have an aggressive driving style.

I used to fly around quite a bit, you know? I took a lot of unnecessary chances on the highways. And I started racing, and now I drive on the highways, I'm extra cautious because no one knows what they're doing half the time. You don't know what this guy is going to do or that one.

Anyone who dials a phone while driving is flirting with death. And anyone who texts while driving is insane.

A lot of people has lost their lives due to indiscipline on the roads.

I've been a pretty impatient driver my entire life.

I'm a bit of a reckless driver.

I am a guy who likes those who drive through red lights.

I speed up past mirrors.

I'm actually not a very good driver, to be honest with you. I'm a scatterbrain driver. I'm not very focused. I'm always trying to find the right music station or put on a new CD or trying to eat something.

One night I was driving and so infatuated with dipping French fries into my milk shake that I drove right through a stop sign. The cop who pulled me over had no mercy.

My driving, I've been accused of not being the best, most safest driver.

When there's an idiot driving crazily in front of you, that can wind the best of you up.

They almost ran me off the road several times. There are so many chances that they take to get the right photo.

If you've been driving for a little while and nothing's happened to you yet - and you've been texting and driving - you think, 'Oh nothing's going to happen.' But all it takes is an accident happening with one of your friends or God forbid, something happening to you, to really give you a wake-up call.

Riding my motorcycle around L.A. is like my own video game. But unlike many folks at the wheel, I am occupied with getting where I'm going and keeping myself safe. Most people are applying makeup, texting, and checking out the beauty in the next car.

I'm sure I've been in an accident because I'm wild and crazy and go too fast, but I don't remember having an accident.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Almost all accidents take place because of human distraction.