Jim Butcher Quotes

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

I don't want to sound like a grumpy old man, but nothing winds me up more than people saying, 'Chill out' to me when I'm irritated!

I am just a thorn in everybody's side.

My schtick is trolling people. I love getting a rouse out of people and making them angry.

Don't get your panties in such a twist... and give me back mine.

Stop being so...optimistic, its getting on my nerves." "No problem. Do you want me to be all gloom and doom or just shut up?" "Just shut up." "Can do." "Really? Doesn't seem like it." -Jacob and seth

Ron," said Hermione in a dignified voice, "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet.

Well, I get under people's skins. It's a gift I have, what can I say?

Who spit in your porridge?

This has to be the most self-centered thing I've ever said, but no, I think you just wanted to vex me.

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up.

I'm sorry if any of you are Catholic. I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're Catholic.

I get angry when people bring derisory actions against me.

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

In some cases, I quite like irritating people who need to be irritated.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

I find that I take a great deal of pleasure knowing I get up people's noses to some degree.

Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

You can't be satirical and not be offensive to somebody.

I’m ready any time you want to repeat the stupid question.

Somebody saying something offensive to you or insulting to you is not pleasant, but it's part of life.

I like being irritating.

Pretty sure I always say things that upset people, get under people's skin.