Mitch Hedberg Quotes

My main form of exercise is my bike. I don't have a car, so I cycle everywhere.

I do not own a car, and my main form of travel to Westminster and in my constituency is by bicycle. I also take my bike on trains to meetings in other parts of the country, which enables me to see other cities and the other parts of the country.

For me, green is more about cycling than recycling.

I've been fortunate when in government to have a car at my disposal, which takes away the nightmare of getting a taxi.

I have done almost every human activity inside a taxi which does not require main drainage.

A car just gets me from A to B. I really don't spend that much time driving.

I bike everywhere.

The time is right for electric cars - in fact the time is critical.

Every day, getting up early in the morning before much traffic, my wife takes me 10 miles from home, drops me off, and I have to get back.

When people switch to car-sharing from car ownership, they reduce their vehicle miles traveled by 44 percent, and thus their greenhouse gas emissions go down by, like, 40 percent.

The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?

Environmentalists have a very conflicted relationship with their cars.

I drive a hybrid, moving into an electric car. I only drink tap water, never consume food that's travelled.

I had been carpooling kids for 33 years.

I try to use public transport, always.

For many people, commuting is the worst part of the day, and policies that can make commuting shorter and more convenient would be a straightforward way to reduce minor but widespread suffering.

It was my first time taking a taxi with Mason. I had to tell the driver to wait because I had to get the stroller out of the car.

I'm more optimistic about cycling right now than I've ever been.

It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, that's how I kept track of what was going on.

Carpooling is important for urban density, air pollution and other reasons, but carpooling is not the kind of thing that actually changes the energy equation.

I take the subway to work. I love mass transportation.

For most of my time in Tallahassee, I did a lot of transportation.

I probably wouldn't be a good spokesman for an electric car, because I'll still get on a private jet, and one flight on a private jet undoes all my electric-car good deeds.

I'm not gonna ride home in the car. I'll wait for Randy. I think I'll get home quicker.

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?