Richelle Mead Quotes

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

Three highballs, and I think I'm St. Francis of Assisi.

Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle.

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

I spent a lot of time between bars like this.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

Wine is wont to show the mind of man.

Evidence...proves that prohibition only drives drunkenness behind doors and into dark places, and does not cure it or even diminish it.

A single glass of champagne imparts a feeling of exhilaration. The nerves are braced: the imagination is agreeably stirred; the wits become more nimble. A bottle produces the opposite effect.

Drinking is another way of thinking, another way of living. It gives you two lives instead of one.

With the first drink comes the truth, with the second drink comes wishful thinking, and with the third drink come the lies.

It'll take you a couple of vodka and tonics to set you on your feet again.

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.

Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles to make me drunk.