Ron White Quotes

It was the worst day of my life. Khrushchev savaged me.

My first job, which I had to take when not more than fifteen, was assistant to a fruit peddler. It seemed all right to me until a little girl told me snootily, 'We never deal with peddler!' Thereupon I resigned, ashamed of what I was doing.

I'm not much of a crier but it is mildly soul-destroying and exposing to do something physical that you are terrible at in front of other people.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

I don't believe in public humiliation. It went out with the stocks.

I'm delighted to make as many people feel ashamed as possible. There's probably a site like that for everybody. I've heard Newt Gingrich has his own as well.

Your mother embarrasses you in front of maybe a couple hundred people. My mother embarrasses me in front of millions.

Fire is more bearable than disgrace.

You led us to the greatest humiliation France has experienced in 20 years.

I certainly was not going to add to his humiliation in the hour of defeat.

I was embarrassing against Spinks.

It's not even necessarily the will or want to win. It's the shame and embarrassment of losing.

Once I got beat by Mayweather I felt so ashamed. I cancelled all my functions, all my appearances, I didn't want to walk down the street. I was too embarrassed to even go and have a pint with my mates.

I want Sonnen to feel ashamed of how bad he'll be beaten by me.

I don't enjoy eating humble pie.

There is a lovely root to the word humiliation - from the latin word humus, meaning soil or ground. When we are humiliated, we are in effect returning to the ground of our being.

This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs.

In shame there is no comfort but to be beyond all bounds of shame.

I'm definitely a fan of public humiliation.

All our careers end the same: Face down and embarrassed.

I have no time for being embarrassed.

The topic of Sarah Palin has been open season to the media, entertainment industry, and club comics alike.

I know what it's like to be humiliated.

Getting kicked out of Cube has tarnished my reputation and disgraced myself.

There is nothing like the indignity of not fitting into a roller coaster.