Joan Rivers Quotes

I may not be Einstein but I know dumb plus dumb equals you.

It needs brains to be a real fool.

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.

If he were any dumber, he'd be a tree.

Stupidity is not my strong suit.

Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows.

I've got an IQ of 40 million.

I always knew I was brainy. It struck me when I was a child that I wanted to be an adult because I never felt I belonged among children whose minds were so much simpler than mine.

My name is George Smoot III, and I am smarter than a fifth-grader.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

Think about how stupid the average person is and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.

There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.

In midlife, we're as dumb as we get.

Hard to believe there was ever a world leader as dumb as Donald Trump. Can't spell, can't read, has never managed anything approaching an original thought. His brain is like a radio playing at top volume, but between stations.

Other things being equal, it is better to be smart than to be stupid.

Clevinger had a mind, and Lieutenant Scheisskoph had noticed that people with minds tended to get pretty smart at times.

Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

I'd rather be smart and poor than rich and dumb.

Wit does not take the place of knowledge.

...the nose is generally the organ in which stupidity is most readily displayed.

She dumb.” I sigh. “But she ain’t stupid.

What? Were you born stupid, or did you just die that way?

One can have a wit, but not a witless