George Carlin Quotes

My only fear is the unknown.

If you open that Pandora's Box you never know what Trojan 'orses will jump out.

Uncertainty's not good for anybody.

You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination.

But I'm the sort of person who, if certain structures topple, it could all go horribly wrong.

There's no limit to how complicated things can get, on account of one thing always leading to another.

The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one's preconceived ideas. In the event, one is always bewildered by their simplicity, their grandeur of design, and by that element of the bizarre which seems inherent in them.

Always in my books, I like to throw that rogue element into a stable situation and then see what happens.

It is always the unreadable that occurs.

History is totally unpredictable.

History goes out of control almost as often as nature does.

When you start a military intervention, you do not know what will happen even in the next hour

Wars and revolutions cannot be prescribed and the circle of their influence determined in advance.

Destiny and history are untidy.

The important thing to remember is war does not progress linearly. The future course of events is going to be very difficult to predict with a high degree of precision.

Football is crazy sometimes.

You can't prepare for something that you can't prepare for.

When things start running a bit too well on the tracks, I tend to derail them if I can.

The process of divorce is about loading that blanket, throwing it up, watching it all spin, and worrying what stuff will break when it lands.

I'm not somebody who plans my life. In fact, I don't know what's going to happen here in India, it's such a strange climate here at the moment. So very worrying.

Stop being scared of the unknown, because anything I worried about didn't happen. Other stuff happened. The unknown, we can't do anything about.

In war trivial causes produce momentous events.

No one is in charge of this process, this is what makes history so interesting, it's a runaway freight train on a dark and stormy night.

I saw the Cloud, though I did not foresee the Storm.

Love is something sent from Heaven to worry the Hell out of you.