Chelsea Handler Quotes

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

I'm a homebody, but I make people come to me, like, 'Everyone just come over, and we can have fun at my house.' I love to entertain.

People are either born hosts or born guests.

I've always felt happiest entertaining.

I try to greet my friends with a drink in my hand, a warm smile on my face, and great music in the background, because that's what gets a dinner party off to a fun start.

The thing about homebodies is that they can usually be found at home. I usually am, and I like to feed people.

I always thought everybody else was better than me.

I don't have a house, and I don't have a lot of time for socializing, so every year I have a party for all of my friends.

I love being at home, having friends over.

I love entertaining people! It's who I am.

I love being in people's houses.

As a youth, I hated myself for not being good enough. All my inadequacies and failures, not being kind enough, generous or understanding enough, would assail me at night. It became a habit to be guilty and self castigating, not liking myself because I was unworthy... I really tortured myself.

I'm just another stupid human.

He was, he would be the first to admit, a coward, an incompetent, and not even very good at being a failure.

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

The worst thing you can do is find your flaw and continually highlight it.

I understand that feeling of insecurity, like you're not good enough as you are, and you need to change.

No one can bully me better than me. I'm the first person to the party going, 'Don't worry - you don't have to cut me down, 'cause I'm already there.' I struggled with all those voices and gave them so much power, to the point where they took over my life.

When you're entertaining, and I still haven't accomplished this because I'm always stuck in the kitchen, but spend enough time actually with your guests. It allows you to chill with your friends and be an actual, normal human as opposed to being in the kitchen cooking all the time.

I believed what people said, that I don't deserve to be a leader because of the way I look. That I don't deserve to be popular, that I don't deserve to be loved. I'm not intelligent.

I never give myself enough credit.

I'm happy to hang out with friends, but I'm not the type who entertains guests, not even at home.

Usually, if you stop for tea, someone will feel the desire to join you.

For so many years, I thought I wasn't good enough.

Like most comedians, I have crippling low self-esteem, so I always think that what I've just done is rubbish.