Salvador Dali Quotes

Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed my girlfriend out of her chair.

Two Americans have been awarded the Nobel Prize for Economics. They are the first to figure out all the charges on their telephone bill.

Where's my food? When is it coming? What did I order, anyway?

A lot of restaurants serve good food, but they don't have very good service.

Will you walk a little faster? said a whiting to a snail, "There's a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail! See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance: They are waiting on the shingle--will you come and join the dance?

Cyberspace is where you are when you're on the telephone.

So that's the telephone? They ring, and you run.

Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.

Numbers written on restaurant bills within the confines of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any other pieces of paper in any other parts of the Universe. This single fact took the scientific world by storm.

The telephone is the most important single technological resource of later life.

I have no sex appeal and it has screwed me up for life; my gynecologist examines me by telephone.

The market for nonsense is infinite.

Did Alexander Graham Bell do any market research before he invented the telephone?

[A]ll the ingenious men, and all the scientific men, and all the fanciful men, in the world,... could never invent, if all their wits were boiled into one, anything so curious and so ridiculous as a lobster.

To seek in a Sheep five feet when there is but four.

If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon.

First words on the first telephone - "Mr. Watson - come here - I want to see you."

As much as "The Lobster" feels like a world we recognize but not the world we live in, it's all drawn in an allegorical way from all the systems that exist.

All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, of speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required".

Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.

Here's what I realized about the yam - it's the same colour as a Nerf ball. You may be wondering: 'Is he saying he ate a Nerf ball?'.

Around the world there are certain marital systems, certain physical systems, political systems, social systems, and all those things are kind of turned on their head but represented in various ways within "The Lobster."

All alone by the telephone.

I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.