Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go!
Where's my food? When is it coming? What did I order, anyway?
My favorite restaurant in the Twin Cities is McDonalds. I order two cheeseburgers, two snack wraps with no sauce, two fish fillets with cheese and light tartar sauce, two large fries, two apple pies, and one large milkshake.
Even when I eat, I'll eat my salad first and sort of work around the plate.
Yeah, we'll play that. You want fries with that?
Desserts are last, but don't let them be least.
Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.
My standard Nando's order is a chicken breast burger served 'medium,' which is still fairly spicy.
I do order from UberEats.
If you want my Tim Hortons order, I do get the egg and sausage and cheese on a biscuit. One is usually enough. If I'm really feeling greedy, I'll get two. I'll do that with a large coffee.
If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon.
I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone.
Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going to eat is hotly debated.
I'll have an awesome blossom, EXTRA awesome.
