Joey Soloway Quotes

My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point of view, that it breaks out in spite of me every now and then.

I don't like the ironic tone that our pop culture, in the world, has taken. Everything is 'ironic.' Everything is 'cool.'

Nobody hates hipsters more than hipsters.

Listen: our culture is saturated with irony whether we know it or not.

The 'Hipster Nerds' like stuff because they hate it. It's like they ironically like it.

God bless Chris Guest... and I mean it sincerely.

I have a very sardonic view of life.

The best bloggers have tongue planted firmly in cheek.

I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.

Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.

Never point at anything beige and call it cool.

Irony dissolves sentiment, but occasionally a sentiment is strong enough to dissolve irony.

Hipsters seek refuge in church, Our Lady of Perpetual Subculture. There is some discussion as to whether or not they are still cool but then they are calmed by the obscure location and the arrival of their kind. Keep the address to yourself, let the rabble fund it themselves. Wow, this crappy performance art is really making me feel no so terrible about my various emotional issues.

I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends.

I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.

I've never read an article of clothing.

Where would I be without my sense of direction.

Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.

Critics are reprimanded when they get sarcastic. How absurd! Is the torch of criticism supposed to shine without burning?

They're the darkest people I know, comedians.

guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony.

You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile

The things that I have apparently parodied I actually admire.

Meditate?” I took my head out from under the pillow, shook dark hair back from my face, and rolled over on my side to look at him. “Excuse me, but the closest I ever got to having a spiritual awakening was dating a yoga instructor. Once.

LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system - an admirable provision of nature for the repose of infancy, but chiefly useful in rural festivities to support plates of cold chicken and heads of adult males.