Chickens Quotes

Chicken Tikka Massala is now a true British national dish, not only because it is the most popular, but because it is a perfect illustration of the way Britain absorbs and adapts external influences.

Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion.

A worker voting for Mitt Romney is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.

Re-colonizing it and sort of reverse-colonizing it to the point that today the national dish of Great Britain is Chicken Tikka Masala.

Who doesn’t want an exploding wicker chicken?

Writing doesn't require drive. It's like saying a chicken has to have drive to lay an egg.

And we meet, with champagne and a chicken, at last.

Frying chicken always makes me feel a little better about life.

When you elect chicken hawks, chicken hawks take you to war.

Apparently, word of the chicken man incident hadn’t spread quite yet.

There is plenty of Hühnerfleisch in the Kühlschrank. (There is plenty of chicken in the fridge).

Fox hunting, there's big fox hunting thing, there's arguments in Britain about fox hunting. And they go around. They obviously hunt foxes because the foxes, they attack chickens. And posh people have an alliance with chickens just like in the First World War.

The egg cackles and lays the chicken.

The chickens are coming home to roost, and you live in the chicken house.

I always want to defeat supervillains - it's just the chicken-and-broccoli diet that I'm not into.

I think that if you can roast a chicken, you can get whatever you want out of a woman.

You don't know what the pattern of flour and chicken is going to be, but you know you're going to get some good fried chicken.

Goldstein, you'd be a pretty good boy if you wasn't so chicken.

Elizabeth Hardwick told me once that all her first drafts sounded as if a chicken had written them. So do mine for the most part.

I really love fried chicken.

I said I kicked a French chicken in the stomach once." "Huh?" "It said, 'Oeuf.'" "What is that?" "It's a joke. Do you want to hear another, or have you already had un oeuf?

Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg.

In my experience, previously counted chickens never do hatch.