Hype is supposed to overpromise and underdeliver, not overpromise and overdeliver. Usually, it doesn't deliver at all - it takes your money and keeps your pizza.
The only airline I avoid like the plague is Ryanair. I don't like that, when you book, there are then all of these little extras to pay for, and you end up paying more than just flying with British Airways.
There was an Old Man of Columbia, Who was thirsty, and called out for some beer; But they brought it quite hot, in a small copper pot, Which disgusted that Man of Columbia.
I sometimes think I cannot write another passage about a disappointing meal ever again, because I've done it so many times.
I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
In New York, the former lack of real competition allowed taxis to extract excessive charges, regardless of the poor service.
Room service is a hard thing to pay for. That's, like, oatmeal for $12? That makes me mad.
If you're ever in a situation where you're not getting served or you can't get what you need, just cry.
I had a CrossFit trainer for two weeks. I fired him.
I made the mistake of going to a barber who was not from Philly, and let's just say, I would never do that again.
China, I didn't take it seriously; it was a lack of professionalism. They delayed to send us a written offer - It was a disaster.
I don't like it when I go to a restaurant and I'm lectured from the menu.
Consumers are increasingly feeling that they are being taken for a ride.
It's just not right that so many things don't work when they should. I don't think that will change for a long time.
I see people having fits because their coffee is too hot or their baked potato is too cold, or some random something is imperfect and somebody can be blamed for it. These people can fly off the handle and nobody says, 'Too much beef will do that to a person.' If it's a vegan: a clear case of alfalfa sprout poisoning.
There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo.
In South Jersey, as in many places around the country, we only have one cable company to choose from so there is no competition and therefore no incentive for good service, programming or competitive pricing.
I went to Spago once, eight years ago. I had just closed a deal. I thought it would be fun to go to Spago and it wasn't. I got a bad table and nobody paid any attention to me.
You can't do business with a man who doesn't know the meaning of a contract. You can't do business with a firm who swears they'll do one thing one day and does just the opposite the next. You can't do business with a company who takes your goods on a cash basis and then pays you off in bum harmonicas.
