Barber Shop Quotes

Don’t ever ask a barber if you need a haircut.

I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old.

I go to the barbers every two weeks.

I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.

A barber lathers a man before he shaves him.

The worse the haircut, the better the man.

The collective operates a barber shop, giving free haircuts and (if desired) free shaves twice weekly. Money is abolished and has been replaced by vouchers. Food, meat, and all other provisions are distributed in quantity when plentiful or equitably rationed when in short supply. The collective allows 5 liters of wine per person weekly. Medical care and medicines are free. Even postage stamps are free. There is no rent. Housing, building repairs, water, gas, electricity -- all are supplied gratis, not only to the collectivists but also to the “individualists.” The village generates its own power from a waterfall. There is no scarcity of clothing. By arrangement with a Barcelona textile plant, oil is exchanged for cloth, dresses, etc. Garments are distributed in rotation to 40 persons daily.

I've eaten a lot of strange things. I've eaten something called a razor clam. They just call it that because it likes like the old-school razors in the old-school barber shops. I can't even think of some of the things I've tried.

You can find out a lot sitting in the barber's.

When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you.

Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?

A prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed. He answered, "In silence."

When you go into your customary barber shop, you will wait for the man who gives you a little better shave, a little trimmer hair-cut. Business leaders are looking for the same things in their offices that you look for in the barber shop.

Finding a good barber is like finding a good lawyer - you gotta go to the same guy.

I hate getting haircuts. It's like going to the damn dentist, man.

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

In Atlanta, I went to barber school. That's how I met everyone I know in Atlanta, by cutting hair.

I actually come from a long line of barbers.

I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop.

My father had the main barber- and beauty-supply business in the African-American community in Buffalo.

I have a personal barber, Mister C. He lives in Brooklyn, but he travels with me. He used to cut Lady Gaga's hair, but he fired her to work for me.

I grew up, really, in the days before air conditioning. So I can remember what it was like to be really hot, for instance, and I can remember what it was like when your barber shop and your local stores weren't air conditioned, so it was hot when you went in them and they propped the doors open.

You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

A good lather is half the shave.

When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm going to go down the barber's and get some protection money off him.'