Dale Carnegie Quotes

A good lather is half the shave.

I must to the barber's, monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face.

To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber.

I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

I go to the barbers every two weeks.

Women simply need to know the right technique of shaving to get the best results.

A prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed. He answered, "In silence."

You can find out a lot sitting in the barber's.

Take your ass to the barber shop. Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old.

I'm one of those low-maintenance people - let's get it done and get going. It's not that painful to wax, but... I don't have time for it - just give me the razor.

There are apothecaries' shops, where prepared medicines, liquids, ointments, and plasters are sold; barbers' shops, where they wash and shave the head; and restaurateurs, that furnish food and drink at a certain price.

I love hats. On tour, it's difficult to stop in at a barber. It's good to have a hat nearby.

I guess I'm not that metrosexual. My bathroom cabinet is hardly overflowing with products. I only really have my stuff for shaving. I can't honestly say I moisturise, though I probably should.

The products in my bathroom are pretty minimal. Issey Miyake makes great cologne, and I use everything from Zirh, especially their shave scream. I really like Mario Badesco aftershave, too. It's amazing.

Let me tell you, 'The Reader' was not glamorous for me in terms of the body-hair maintenance.

Don’t ever ask a barber if you need a haircut.

I find the ritual of shaving very relaxing, but for every day, it's pretty irritating on my skin, so I like having the definition a beard gives.

If you calculate 15 minutes a day to shave, that is 5,000 minutes a year spent shaving.

In the fifties, no one wore beards. In Eisenhower's day, as in the time of the Founding Fathers, all chins were smooth, while during the Civil War, beards were as common as sepsis.

Men should also pay attention to their appearance and occasionally use cosmetics.

The killing of everyone was the easy part, the most difficult part was lathering them up and shaving them, that's the part that freaked me out the most.

I would give my best quartet for a good razor.