I hate a mess.
I've always said that I play for the fans.
I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.
There are probably some things I could do to keep my flexibility up, but I'd rather smoke, drink diet Cokes and eat.
Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up.
Everyone has addictions and my problem is that I have 5,000 of them. If it's not drinking, it's gambling; if it's not gambling, it's eating anything from burgers, doughnuts to M&Ms. The only addiction I don't suffer from is chasing women.
Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.
I'm not the most religous person in the world, but I think the good Lord up there has blessed me.
I don't hide anything. There's just nothing to hide with me.
I can sit here and hit all the balls and chip and putt all day long, but if you're not playing competitive golf... there's nothing better than competitive golf.
I was a basket case, you know? When I got mad, I threw clubs, you know? And if things weren't going well, I would walk off a course. I think I lost a little bit of respect, but hopefully I've gained that back.
I don't like watching golf on TV. I'd rather play.
I was always the one asking everybody else if they were O.K. I never talked about my problems. I didn't want to admit I had problems. I just let 'em build up. I didn't want anybody to know I was hurtin'.
I've been honest with a lot of the problems I've had in life. Everybody has problems. They can relate to that.
I'm the luckiest human being that ever walked.
I'm happy being around my family.
I learned through the 'Jack Nicklaus Lesson Tee,' the cartoon. Back then, it was 1970 or '69 when it came out. Learned the grip that way and everything in the cartoon... So that's kind of how it all started for me.
I just don't enjoy poker that much.
You can be addicted to meat, as far as I'm concerned. Why else would I eat six cheeseburgers a day?
I'm a kind of go-getter.
I guess you can say I always liked to take chances. Sometimes it works out. Sometimes it doesn't.
I feel like I'm the Babe Ruth of golf.
I wasted a lot of my talent in the '90s because the money was so big, and I was making so much money, I didn't care to practise as much. That is my only regret.
I've tried to lose weight two or three times, and every time, my golf game was horrible.
I'm a guy who's either going to go full bore, or I'm not going to do it at all.
I'm not a big gambler anymore. I like to do it. I enjoy it instead of trying to make money off of it, because I realized you can't make money gambling.
I'm about a 20-handicapper with a guitar. I can only play three songs on my own album. I did the lyrics, not the music.
It seems there always something coming up for me during Masters week, but that's not an excuse to play good or bad golf.
Patrick Reed has become a hell of a player.
It's hard for me not to play on the West Coast. I love it out there.
In '92 I got my first coach and had it for two, three years. My wife hated it.
It's nice to finally be my own person.
I still wake up every day, so I'm winning.
I've known Donald forever, and I know the bad things they say about Donald Trump is not true because I've known him as a friend for so long. I've seen what he's done for all types of people. I know how many people call him a racist and all this, and it just makes me sick because he's not.
John Patrick Daly is an American professional golfer on the PGA Tour.