I'm kind of a nerd. A square. And I'm terrible at telling jokes. I always forget the punch line.
I am boring.
I'm the most boring person to talk to.
Perhaps the world's second-worst crime is boredom; the first is being a bore.
If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
I'm a real bore.
He was not only a bore; he bored for England
There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.
The Bible has no doubt had much influence in its time, but it provides very few laughs. None, in fact.
The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesn't have that wouldn't be palatable.
My best quality is that I am persistent. My worst is that I am no fun.
To me, Jon is not a fun name. Thomas is not a fun name.
People with no humor, they're outta my life.
I'm kind of the antithesis of a comedian. People that don't like me will agree with that.
You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?
I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.
I'm not very funny at all in real life.
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting.
The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague.
Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring.
I was not funny growing up.
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
The majority of philosophers are totally humorless. That's part of their trouble.
