Umbrella Quotes

A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.

Mr President: When it rains it pours but most Americans hold their own umbrellas.

My father never carried an umbrella for Chamberlain.

The rain increases and umbrellas sprout like mushrooms amongst the graves.

Throwing out preclearance when it has worked and is continuing to work to stop discriminatory changes is like throwing away your umbrella in a rainstorm because you are not getting wet.

There's this great panel - I forget what the actual comic is - of Spider-Man in the rain holding an umbrella and eating some Chinese takeout. It's like, that's the essence of 'Spider-Man.'

The rain, it raineth on the just And also on the unjust fella: But chiefly on the just, because The unjust steals the just’s umbrella.

I just wanna get to the end of the day without it raining.

Good housewives all the winter's rage despise, Defended by the riding-hood's disguise; Or, underneath the umbrella's oily shade, Safe through the wet on clinking pattens tread, Let Persian dames the unbrella's ribs display, To guard their beauties from the sunny ray; Or sweating slaves support the shady load, When eastern monarchs show their state abroad; Britain in winter only knows its aid, To guard from chilling showers the walking maid.

Life is a shitstorm, in which art is our only umbrella." (spoken by character in a novel by Mario Vargas Llosa)

[On the premiere of a dull show:] I've seen more excitement at the opening of an umbrella.

My dad hates umbrellas, said Deeba, swinging her own. When it rains he always says the same thing. 'I do not believe the presence of moisture in the air is sufficient reason to overturn society's usual sensible taboo against wielding spiked clubs at eye level.

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.

I could take an umbrella and balance it on my chin or on my foot. And I just got interested in that kind of thing. And as I played games more and more and got stronger physically, I just became more coordinated.

I get my by any means on, whenever there's a drought get your umbrellas out because that's when I brainstorm.

I love the Mumbai monsoons, but it really does get messy.

Why did you send that fool with the umbrella to talk to Hitler?. Why didn't you send a man?

Pink cocktails look quite friendly. They have an umbrella in them, some sort of fruit... they look innocent, and boy, do they pack a punch.

Tut, Tut, looks like rain

I didn't invent the rainy day. I just own the best umbrella.

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

He looked like the sort of person who would tell you that he did not have an umbrella to lend you when he actually had several and simply wanted to see you get soaked.

I write first drafts by hand. Never do I open an umbrella inside the house. I don't predict wins or losses. I used to stand on a certain piece of rug if my brothers and husband were watching football and their team got in trouble - but now the luck went out of that rug. If a circle is involved, I try to go clockwise.

The umbrella that I live under is that you must be truthful with everyone except when to do so would injure them or others.

The tucked-up sempstress walks with hasty strides, While streams run down her oil'd umbrella's sides.