Simple Task Quotes

Then I strip the pants away from each leg, like peeling a banana. That's it, the perfect metaphor: peeling a banana.

There ain't much to being a ballplayer, if you're a ballplayer.

To aim and hit, you need one eye only, and one good finger.

Advertising was fairly simple work, and I really just wanted a job where I could sit and write every day and not get fired for it like I had at other jobs, but it was fun.

For me, it's an easy way to make money. I'm just hitting a ball over a net. Of course, I've grown up with it. It's a part of me. It's all I really know how to do.

I thought acting was just going on and remembering all of one's lines.

My work is really simple. They say 'action,' I do my stuff; they say, 'cut!'

Not causing trouble, not touching anything, fixing the primus.

I know I've got to just keep throwing the ball. That's what I do best.

I would try and help everybody, because the game was so easy for me. It was just like walking in the park.

I don't know cooking at all, but I think I can make simple tea.

Bobby JonesConsidered objectively, it is quite obviously a very simple matter to propel a ball with a stick across some specially prepared ground and into a hole which is of sufficient size to accomodate it by a good margin. Simple that is, provided there is no limit upon the time or the number of strokes required.

He could play the guitar just like ringing a bell.

Some people perceive Skinner to be complex. I just basically was trying to remember my lines, so I guess that's what they perceive as being complexity.

All I was doing was trying to get home from work.

The more disastrous the mishaps the simpler the reviewing task.

Dude, I throw a stick. Come on. I get paid a pretty good salary to throw a stick.

Doing 'Magnificent Seven' was a no-brainer.

At the end of the day, I'm riding a little kid's bike around a track; that's what I've done for as long as I can remember. Now it's just on a bigger stage at the Olympics.

I mean, I'm the tag of the [ Big Bang Theory ] show! That was one of the easiest jobs I've ever had.

Here's the thing about standup directing: not that hard. As I said on Twitter one day, or maybe it was Instagram - sorry, I want to keep my platforms straight - it's essentially the same five shots over and over again. Seven if you're ambitious.

What I wanted to do seemed simple. I wanted something alive and shocking enough that it could be a morning in somebody's life. The most ordinary morning. Imagine, trying to do that.

If you're able to pay your bills, you pay your bills. It's as simple as that.

People just don't know how to write down a simple easy line. It's difficult for them; it's like trying to keep a hard-on while drowning - not many can do it.

Only a magician can fix a head on a body, but any fool can lop it off.