Shocking Statement Quotes

I like children. If they're properly cooked.

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

It's not for me. I tried human flesh and it's too salty for my taste.

If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death.

How can you have a rock n' roll circus without a midget?

Me and Charles Manson like the same ice cream.

I don't do anything or have any magical secret or something, other than drinking baby's blood, of course.

So my mum bought a jacuzzi, and I was in there along with my father and my sister, when my mother decided it would be the ideal moment to say - 'Guess what everyone in this jacuzzi has in common? You've all sucked on my tits.'

On kissing Marilyn Monroe: It's like kissing Hitler.

I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

The next day she’d examined her red satin sandals and with a frown said, “I’m thinking about buying two snakes.” His are you kidding me “Why?” had caused her to shrug. “I’d name them Leftie and Rightie and when they were big enough, they’d become Mamma’s boots.

I don’t want to do a cocktail party. I’d rather people left my shows and vomited.

I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating

I love it when people send me body parts.

It's like, you know how sometimes you see a really sexy baby? Wait.

I wish that Prince Charles had been shot. I think it would have made the world a more interesting place.

I never thought I'd be on the cover of the 'Atlanta Journal' unless I killed someone.