It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.
They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.
In twentieth-century Old Earth, a fast food chain took dead cow meat, fried it in grease, added carcinogens, wrapped it in petroleum-based foam, and sold nine hundred billion units. Human beings. Go figure.
I definitely recommend keeping frozen corn dogs in your freezer.
I adore burgers. I know they are bad for me, and only technically a sandwich, but a well made burger, juicy and hot off the grill, is wonderful!
Why would any sensible human being put meat filled with ammonia in the mouths of their children?
My main vice is Herta frankfurters - it's amazing that they stay fresh for ages. They're not very healthy, but they are my treat.
I love hot dogs.
Too often, we have tended to fall into a trap of creating plain hamburgers.
The WHO took care to explicitly say that processed meat didn’t rank alongside smoking when it comes to cancer risk.
The fumes produced by frying bacon contain carcinogens called nitrosamines. Though all meat may release potentially carcinogenic fumes, processed meat such as bacon may be the worst.
Snap into a Slim Jim!
Alas, bacon and eggs are not health foods.
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Some one needs to tell the turkey, 'man, just be yourself.'
I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious.
At school, I was brought up on revolting food - sausages, sausages and Spam - but at home, I had the most wonderful sponge puddings, which I don't indulge in very often now.
I've never seen or heard of a healthy sausage or bacon of any kind.
I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the job of a hot dog is to use parts of the animal that the Chinese can't figure out how to make into a belt?
Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.
The turkeys that most Americans eat for Thanksgiving are turkeys - losers that are mass produced and bland.
Our company sells about five to six million pounds of sausage a year. We sell it retail and to restaurants. We've got all kinds of products.
I will eat a hot dog but I'm not big into hot dogs.
I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!
It was gross enough for fast food restaurants to ban, but apparently our government wants so-called pink slime to be a staple in your kids' lunches.
