I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.
With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.
I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him.
Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.
There's a lot of cat videos. Cats are just hilarious.
I gave my mother a matching set [of mugs] for Christmas, and she accepted them as graciously as possible, announcing that they would make the perfect pet bowls. The mugs were set on the kitchen floor and remained there until the cat chipped a tooth and went on a hunger strike.
My favorite band is Yes. They are all phenomenal musicians, and yes, this means I'm subject to ridicule from co-workers and occasionally from my wife, three kids, and even our Labradoodle pup.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
I miss my brother. Prince was a funny cat. Great sence of humor.
