I only shampoo [my hair] once a month.
I go to the hairdresser once a month and even if I don't use products, I always want to look tidy.
I love a massage - I should go more often, but I think I go once a month.
I change the workout every month, so you never adapt and never plateau.
If I'm lucky, I can do a facial once a month.
I believe in opening mail once a month, whether it needs it or not.
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.
To this day, my haircut is the number two clippers, which I apply to myself every month.
A couple of days out of the month, I talk to my stylist, and we just get a big chunk of looks that'll last me a while.
