Marriage Criticism Quotes

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.

The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.

A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and trying to improve him.

When men get together, they moan about their wives. The commentary provided on marriage between groups of men is typically one from a viewpoint that assumes marriage to be life's greatest, most unfun mistake. Not only is it often as disingenuous as Joe Biden's hairline, but it's incredibly harmful.

The only thing wrong with marriage is that one of the persons involved is a man.

Gays (homosexuals) usually bring up the argument about all the straight couples living in 'sham' marriages, but I see no point in dragging the Clintons into this

The publicis rather apt to be unreasonably discontented when a woman does marry again, than when she does not.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

Being married sucked. Maybe for some people it is not meant to be.

Even the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other.

In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.

I don't see how being married could be any worse than listening to you talk for twenty years, but that still ain't much of a recommendation for it.

I think that everyone should get married at least once, so you can see what a silly, outdated institution it is.

Marriage is a plastic flower - marriage is an institution. And who wants to live in an institution?

It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an even odder concept. Generally speaking, in adults it described a woman, not a girl, who was willing to provide sex, not friendship. In fact, from what I had observed it was quite possible for one to actively dislike one’s girlfriend, although of course true hatred is reserved for marriage.

I married beneath me—all women do.

Christ sayeth not, Abstain from the flesh, from marrying, from housekeeping, etc., as the Papists teach, for that were even to invite the devil and all his fellows to a feast.

I think the fact that I'm married to Julia, people like to take shots at me.

I married somebody half my age, and everybody thought I was crazy, but she is just an absolute angel.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

I think marriage is a boring and fault-ridden contractual obligation.