Male Humor Quotes

When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

It was not easy to get to where I am. My challenge is to learn to deal with the jokes that are common among men that I heard and continue to hear sometimes among men.

Well, I'm proud to say American Pie was the kind of crazy, gross-out film that guys thought was the greatest.

Comedy is essentially made by young men, or older men with some form of arrested development, for young men or immature older men.

There are lots of things I really like besides girls. Like pizza. And pranking. And CHUCK NORRIS.

I'm used to locker room banter, and I can have fun with that side of things.

There was one thing Bridget like about guys. They took insults well.

I don't want to alienate anybody. If you're making a joke about men and men are laughing at it, it's a good joke.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

My writing voice is very much like 'Thank You for Smoking.' It's a guy's voice. It's very masculine.

Funny is funny. If it's funny enough to women, it will be funny to men. I think that's been proven by Broad City and Amy Schumer. They're killing it.

My dad's really funny. The male sense of humor - like my grandfather's and such - is pretty bizarre. Basically my dad's side of the family is where the bizarreness comes from. It's a little goofy and a little out there.

There was a time when I thought dudes had friendship all figured out. The focus on eating things in front of giant screens, pretending to punch one another, competing over who can utter the grossest and most profane personal insults imaginable - this struck me as the very apex of human social exchange.

Men, who certainly possess not only the savvy but also the know-how to be funny, for some reason, are just not. I began to notice this at a pretty young age, and unfortunately, a lifetime of living - and not a little bit of regret - hasn't done much to convince me otherwise.

I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

There are some extremely acceptable male comedians out there: Joel Osteen, Abraham Lincoln, the man who played Phil Spector in HBO's 'Phil Spector.' But even those guys, while insightful and amusing, aren't exactly funny.

Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be.

Comedy is actually very macho driven.

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

I do like rude jokes. They're men jokes.

Acheron kissed her lightly on the cheek. "Rest. We'll be back when he needs you." He watched her climb into bed before he took his nephew down to his room. "Well, it appears to be just the two of us, little one. What say you we get naked, drunk and find us some wenches?" The baby actually smiled up at him as if he understood. Acheron nodded. "So that's it, eh? Barely a month old and you're already lecherous. You are your father's son.

Hard audiences tend to be when it's all men. It's when businesses have dos where they're at conferences all day then book a comedian for the evening. They're men of a certain age - basically middle-aged, balding, 50 to 60 years old and I just know I can't make these people laugh hysterically.

A lot of my friends are guys, so I'm used to bro antics.