I can cook about two things. I can boil hot water for the only pasta I can make.
I can make the best French toast.
I've never been a great cook.
I don't barbeque myself because that would involve me cooking. And whereas I can, I'm not a very good cook.
The English will agree with me that there are plenty of good things for the table in America; but the old proverb says: 'God sends meat and the devil sends cooks.'
I'm a terrible cook.
I want to learn how to boil milk. I somehow manage to over-boil and waste it consistently.
I'm pretty awesome at making salad dressings.
Sorry, I'm not much of a cook.
