Kitchen Disasters Quotes

Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again.

My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.

Bad cooks - and the utter lack of reason in the kitchen - have delayed human development longest and impaired it most.

I have my great grandmother's recipe for black beans, all the way from Cuba, and I know how to make those. I'm actually pretty good at it now. But my first time, the beans actually exploded in the pot, so I had black beans just dripping from the ceiling - which is actually a dream come true for most Cubans. It was a nightmare to clean.

My mom wasn't a good cook. No, that was an understatement. She was really horrible. And in a Chinese family, that's a disaster.

If I'm really honest, I can't cook. I'm, like, the worst, worst, worst cook in the world.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

I am a very bad cook.

I'm a terrible cook.

One year, we tried to deep-fry a turkey. It must have been really humid outside, because the temperature of the oil got thrown off. It ended up being slow-cooked in oil - black on the outside and raw on the inside.

I love the idea of cooking, but I don't like using recipe books, so I'll put a mish-mash together, and it might be amazing by total accident, or it will be a catastrophe.

My cooking is incredibly haphazard, but I've never pretended it was anything else.

I am terrible at making food. I love eating, but I can't make anything.

I'm a very bad baker.

I can't bake anything. I'm the worst. My cakes always come out flat.

I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.

I can't cook. I don't have the right brain for it, somehow. I can't walk into a room and tidy it up. I get distracted. I pick up one thing and I start looking at it. And my cooking is truly heinous.

Every week I have a disaster in my kitchen. The fire alarm goes off repeatedly. But it doesn't stop me being adventurous.

When I was trying to impress Kate, I was trying to cook these amazing fancy dinners and what would happen was I would burn something, something would overspill, something would catch on fire and she would be sitting in the background trying to help, and basically taking control of the whole situation, so I was quite glad she was there at the time.

Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I promise, save you from any number of kitchen disasters.

My poor cooking is legendary among my friends.

I cannot cook to save my life. I'm really frighteningly useless, when you get down to it.