The Simpsons is the best thing on American television.
When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)
Thanks to Bart Simpson, I have a pretty good life.
I've never seen 'The Simpsons.'
I've been a diehard fan of 'The Simpsons' since I was a kid.
Homer no function beer well without.
To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.
I wouldn't want to be in a Lisa episode. They're kind of boring. Maybe a Homer one would be better.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson
I'm happy watching 'The Simpsons' at home.
The Simpsons are going to Delaware!
No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.
I've always loved The Simpsons, just because it was really, really funny. As a kid, you love the characters. You know that the dad is dumb and frustrated, and you know that the boy is smarter than everyone else around him and is constantly getting into mischief.
One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary, but that wasn't even the issue of the show-the issue was Homer's image changing because he had hair.
I felt like I was a natural [in The Simpsons].
If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
Homer is the nice side of Al Bundy with the same intellect. I really like him and Al Bundy.
I don't know how I've managed to reach the age of 45 as a professional comedian and not watched more 'Simpsons,' considering everyone says it's one of the best shows ever.
I have to say that The Simpsons comes from a huge number of great writers headed by Al Jean, the show-runner, and the work that they do is really fantastic. It's a blast just to sit around with them in the writers' room and listen to all the filthy jokes that will never get on the air.
With Boris Johnson, you don't think of him as a politician, oddly. You think of him as a media personality because he's a comic character. He's basically Homer Simpson. That makes him strangely bullet-proof.
More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts.
I returned from my last L.A. visit to find myself tipping the scales like Homer Simpson when he tries to gain enough weight to qualify as disabled to be allowed to work from home. All I was missing was his kaftan and Fat Guy Hat. So, I decided it was time to diet.
I simply adore 'The Simpsons.' I go to bed in a 'Simpsons' T-shirt.
Homer Simpson has been more inspirational to me than probably any cartoon character. What he represents, I think, there's a part of that in everybody. There certainly is in me, and I love that.
We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust.
