Group Sex Quotes

If God had meant us to have group sex, I guess he'd have given us all more organs.

Orgies are an early form of what will someday become sex by committee.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

She was my mother. I couldn't threaten to slap, stab, beat or even name call her. I tried to think of something to scare her into never mentioning the predicament with the Dreamsnatcher again. I'll become a swinger," I said. her eyes bugged. Uptight rearing made her uncomfortable with alternate lifestyles. "That's right. threesomes, foursomes, and more. bones knows about a thousand chicks who'd love to hop into bed with us. It'll be kinky, we'll get out freak on.-

The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.

He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

Maybe,” he said in a slow, rural drawl, “you could explain to me why I found you in the middle of an orgy.” “Well,” I said, “if you’re going to be in an orgy, the middle is the best spot, isn’t it.

Lita wait! I need advice on taking 5 guys at once!

When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.

I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.

Group sex, are you kidding, I had group sex - my wife screwed in front of the jury.

I don't do group sex. I don't like being in a roomful of all my homeys giving high-fives and yelling, 'Switch!'

When Holly Madison, Hef's former chief girlfriend, came out with a tell-all book about life in the Mansion, the most bizarre revelation was that, prior to the man's infamous orgies, all of the live-in girlfriends were required to put on matching pink flannel pajamas.

I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.

An orgy looks particularly alluring seen through the mists of righteous indignation.