Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.
Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.
Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, "Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin?
First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.
I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.
Over his own dark Cealdish beard. "Nothing like your marvelous facebear.
Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.
If the beard gives a modifier to seduction, I'm guessing it's not a positive one.
