I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.
Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
I hate tricky facial hair. If your facial hair is too spotty in places, shave. Just forget about it.
Ah Fate, cannot a man Be wise without a beard? East, West, from Beer to Dan, Say, was it never heard That wisdom might in youth be gotten, Or wit be ripe before 't was rotten?
By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!
A beardless cynic is the shame of nature.
When I am stressed I pluck my beard, leaving bald patches.
At various times in my undercover career I had either a full beard, a short-cropped beard, Fu Manchu, a plain simple moustache or just a goatee. We did that - generally we would have a look that we would maintain for anywhere from 3 to 6 months.
I have a beard. Just not on my face.
There was an old man with a beard, who said: 'It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren have all built their nests in my beard.
I always have a beard between jobs. I just let it grow until they pay me to shave it. People are quite surprised it's ginger. Sometimes they ask me if dye my hair and I always say 'Wow, no!' I'm 'trans-ginger.'
You always notice a facelift on a woman. It's a tightness around the ears, and the scar is usually inside the ears. If I suspect it's been done, I usually move around until I can see it. But with a man, it actually pulls your beard and your sideburns back, and that's what's so strange.
Come on, man, I got a full beard!
I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and can't see otherwise.
Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woolen.
I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.
He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man. He that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him.
My sons remember me most as a Cardinal. My one son is 26 years old, and I don't think he's ever seen me without a beard. It's not as black as it used to be, but it's still there.
Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.
I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine. And when I make out with a dude who has a beard - who are the only kinds of dudes I make out with - then my glitter gets stuck in their beards, and then no other chick will make out with them for at least three days.
I joke that the beard does 40 percent of the job.
You can't do comedy with a beard.
I never had long hair before I got busted. I never had a beard before I got busted.
Getting a grey beard's not cool.
Dad at breakfast today being very quiet. I notice he is clean shaven. I said to him, "Vati, what has happened to the little beaver that used to live on the end of your chin?
