Eating Utensils Quotes

I look out the chair while eating my pillow. I open the wall, I walk with my ears. I have ten eyes to walk with and two fingers to look with. I put my head on the floor to sit down, I put my bottom on the ceiling. After eating the music box, I spread jam on the rug for a great dessert.

Hunter Pence eats pizza with a fork.

I eat with my hands when I am home alone!

You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.

The Italians were eating with forks when the French were still eating each other.

I got so used to using chopsticks that using a fork and knife is weird.

I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife… as if I’m lacking manual skills or teeth. I have both, however. That’s why I’m not allowed a knife.

And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and any number of other useful objects, and who have a noble history extending back 3,000 years haven't yet worked out that a pair of knitting needles is no way to capture food?

If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?

Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

I have forty-six cookbooks. I have sixty-eight takeout menus from four restaurants. I have one hundred and sixteen soy sauce packets. I have three hundred and eighty-two dishes, bowls, cups, saucers, mugs and glasses. I eat over the sink. I have five sinks, two with a view.

You bought me some forks. And knives. And spoons. Because you love me!

I was about five years old when I was eating soup in our kitchen, and as I was lifting the spoon towards my mouth, it bent and broke in half.

I would frankly be shocked if Donald Trump even knows how to use chopsticks or is even able to manipulate them with those tiny little fingers.

There is no spoon. I am completely spoonless over here.

It took me a little while to remember how to use a fork. You know, we don't use forks in the penitentiary. You get a spoon.

The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.

I kind of picked up the game at an early age. The way that other kids would learn what a fork or a spoon is.

Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat.

Forks and spoons have probably done more to reconcile people who cannot agree than guns and bombs ever did