There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
My house is really clean. It's a really big house so I have three ladies who come in and clean it twice a week, but let's just say that, in between times, maybe it's not quite so clean.
I simply love doing household chores and cooking.
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?
Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom.
I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
I love washing, hoovering, ironing, you name it. I find it very therapeutic.
I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
The earth doesn't have a housekeeper to do the dusting.
Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.
We keep the house really clean. Organized and neat is better for me.
Invest in a feather duster - the possibilities are endless.
You could eat sushi off my bookshelf. My cleaning regime is like a battleground. I'm Genghis Khan and my cleaning products are my Mongolian army and I take no prisoners. The rest of my life is an experiment in chaos so I like to keep my flat neat.
I'm actually really good at vacuuming, and I don't even mind it so much. I hate dusting with a passion, and I am not a fan of tidying up, but vacuuming I can do. And mopping floors: I'm not bad at that, either.
I can clean my own house. Now, maybe a couple of times a year we have a cleaning crew come in before we have a party, but otherwise, I'm able to maintain it myself.
I don't do dishes, and I don't cook, either! Everything else, I can do!
I'm a cleaner, a put-er away-er, an organizer of things.
If you properly clean a room, it gets dirtier before it gets cleaner.
I love to clean. I love to cook.
I clean my house, although I have help. I'm on the floor getting spots. I can't stand a dirty house. I'm a cleaning fanatic.
I'm a very good clearer-upper!
I am a bit of a domestic goddess to be honest. I am a clean freak so I love doing the hoovering and the cleaning.
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
