I never planned on being a plumber.
I am a plumber. Just a plumber.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
Plumbing is usually boring.
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
One thing my fans might not know about me is that when I graduated from college I went to work for a plumbing company, and so I was pretty much a full time plumber.
One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath.
I wish I had gone into industrial plumbing. That's a joke.
Most of my friends are plumbers.
I wanted to be a plumber.
