Plumbing Fixtures Quotes

Bathrooms are, on a square foot basis, the most expensive room in the house to renovate. If you want to test your heart's fitness, try shopping for simple bathroom faucets. Add in the cost of the required valves, mixers and trims, and you may need reviving when you see the tally!

If I ever buy a house and redo the bathroom, I'm putting urinals in there.

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.

The way you judge presidents is the way you judge plumbing fixtures. It doesn't matter whether plumbing fixtures are orchid or white. What really matters about a plumbing fixture is—does it flush?

Hate American toilets with only toilet paper and no bidets.

My mother hoped I'd be a plumber.

I grew up around hardware. I could sell you all the plumbing and electricity you want.

I put urinals in all my houses. They save marriages.

My father was in the kitchen putting a new washer in the kitchen faucet. He looked relieved to see Morelli standing in the hallway. He'd probably prefer I bring home someone useful, like a butcher or a car mechanic, but I guess cops are a step up from undertakers.

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style.

I'm actually thinking about getting back to being a bath tub. I don't think anyone's ever quite segued into that.