ARTHUR BAER

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.

His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.

[History is] petrified imagination.

An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.