So I went and visited a doctor and he diagnosed me with reactive arthritis.
I went in for a checkup, and when my doctor had me stand on the scale, even he was surprised. Seeing that number (which I'll take to the grave) was a turning point. I knew I needed to make a change. I cut out white flour and starches and worked with my doctor and a nutritionist to develop a plan.
I told my wife I'm afraid to go back to the doctor because I'm afraid they're going to look at you and say: 'ma'am, just sell him for parts. It's like that old car that as soon as you fix one thing, something else goes out on it.
I told my doctor I got water on my knee, he gave me a sponge and raised his fee!
Being prepared helps you feel more confident at the doctor's office. Think about what you want to ask and write those questions down.
Well, Doctor, I don't have the diagnosis on that. I'll be sure to do a physical checkup and get back to you.
A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.
I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!
I am an advocate for going to the doctor and going every year. I make sure that part of the checkup is spent talking about my heart with my doctor, and getting my numbers checked, and discussing the results. And I make sure that I understand the answers to my questions.
If you could still run and play, there's no reason to go see a doctor, right?
I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.
We need to get insurance out of the way and let the consumer interact with their doctor the way they did basically before World War II.
I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!
My doctor was like, 'Any questions?' And I was like, 'Yes! When can I drink please?!' I just want a margarita.
I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in there. The look on his face was priceless.
I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!"
By the time we went to Doctor Simon I think Barney had been totally disabled for at least six months.
The internet is just a scary place. It's better to just go to the doctor. Don't let Google get inside your head. It will do bad things to you.
I said to my doctor, 'You gotta testme, there's something wrong with me that I would be behaving this way.'
A few years ago, I thought, I'll never make it. I started to go to the doctor to help me lose weight.
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
People with visions should go to the doctor.
Going to the doctors - for me that was quite brave, taking that first step. That was a bit scary, saying that I wanted to go on anti-depressants.
Just heard the best word in the English language: benign. (And I don't need to see that doctor again for five years.)
I go to the doctor every four months to get my blood work done to make sure everything is working right.
