Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.
Tonight I'm the designated drinker.
They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.
If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.
Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.
If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house.
Nobody, at least sitting in my seat , is defending drunk driving. I am not for drunk driving.
Zero-tolerance on drinking and driving - meaning no drinking at all before driving - is a collective punishment that, in essence, only affects responsible adults who follow the law.
“Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive. I'm not about to let you behind the wheel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight. Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk,” he quoted with a chuckle. I could smell the unbearably sweet fragrance coming off his chest. “Drunk?” I objected. “You're intoxicated by my very presence.” He was grinning that playful smirk again.
The problem with the designated driver programme, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At then end of the night drop them off at the wrong house.
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Just follow the rules. Always have a designated driver. Don't be doing anything to make someone mad. And just walk away from the trouble.
No matter how you handle alcohol at your wedding, you will most likely be upsetting someone.
I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!
Nowhere in this country should we have laws that permit drinking and driving or drinking in vehicles that are on American highways. This is not rocket science. We know how to prevent this, and 36 states do.
I knew that by getting behind the wheel of the car and having had something to drink, the responsibility laid on my shoulders.
Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.
Hi, I'm Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don't drink and drive. I don't... you're blind!
If you're not drinkin', then you're not playin'
I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.
We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.
The most important thing about drinking on the road is just you've gotta do it in moderation, first of all. You've gotta know your limits.