My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled.
Believe me, you have to have a certain confidence in your powers of descretion to let a dentist loose with a drill in your mouth less than an hour after you've...um...entertained his wife.
No woman is a heroine to her dentist.
I'm just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
What do people mean when they say, 'I am not afraid of God because I know He is good'? Have they never even been to a dentist?
I hate dentists. That's why my tooth fell out. I was in the middle of a root canal and wouldn't go back, so it just dropped out when I was in the middle of Fifth Avenue.
There's not too many things I'm afraid of, but I'm not too brave when it comes to sitting in a chair getting my teeth drilled.
I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.
I've had my teeth done, which was a massive insecurity for me.
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
I used to have the craziest fear of losing teeth. I would have nightmares about that all the time. But it's the craziest thing, because I feel like that's one of the easiest things to fix. You just get veneers or something.
I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office.
It doesn't really matter whether you grip the arms of the dentist's chair or let your hands lie in your lap. The drill drills on.
I don't know how anyone can work on people's mouths all day long. That disgusts me. I'd rather work on the other end than work on mouths.